We Want no What-iffers!

‘What if they come after us?’ said Mr Bucket, speaking for the first time.
‘What if they capture us?’ said Mrs Bucket.
‘What if they shoot us?’ said Grandma Georgina.
‘What if my beard were made of green spinach?’ cried Mr Wonka.

‘Bunkum and tummyrot! You’ll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he’d said “What if I sink on the way over? What if I meet pirates? What if I never come back?” He wouldn’t even have started. Read more

I'm A Writer Not A Fighter

“Speaking of world peace.. I’m a writer, not a fighter. But in my writing, you can see me fighting for one.”

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(Rahmayanti Akmar – 2010)

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My Favorite Quotes. EVER!

Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.
-Oscar Wilde-

Tiw, gemana sih supaya bisa jadi RAME dan LUCU kayak lo..?
-Vina Gondosaputro (25), Duren Sawit-

Well, no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry’s about fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.
-Chandler Bing-

The important thing in life is to believe that while you’re alive, it’s never too late. No matter how bad things look, they look better awake than they do asleep. When you die, there’s only one thing you want to happen. You wanna come back.
-Adrien Brody in The Jacket-

Tante, Mau tau nama anjing ini siapa? BRONI.. Nama lengkapnya mau tau siapa..? BRONI KUKUS!
-Caca (5), Sentul-

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-Homer J Simpsons-

There are 2 kinds of people, explosive and implosive … Explosive people are the ones you see yelling at the cashier from week to week. Implosive is the cashier that one day comes in and shoots everyone in the store.
-Jack Nicholson in Anger Management-

Kalo ada yang bisa membuktikan bahwa saya sudah menikah, saya akan beri 1 Milyar! 1 Milyar! 1 Milyar!
-Mayang biatch Sari-

Gw lebih suka nasi padang, lebih cowok. Kalo lo cocoknya sama nasi uduk, lebih imut gitu.
-APY (30) Pondok Bambu-

Peju itu apa sih?
-Ade Putri (25), Pejaten-

On the game show Pyramid Joey’s partner Gene gets the word “cream.”
Gene: You put this in your coffee. Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face! Gene: It’s white. Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost! Gene: It’s heavier than milk. Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!
-Joey Tribbiani-

Najis, kalo bokep sekarang mah gak bermoral!
-Nugi Kusman, Cirendeu-

With $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
-Bartholomew Simpsons-

I’d love to.. But I don’t want to..
-Phoebe Buffay-

Joknya panas ya dek? Tapi gak sepanas dimadu kalo kata ceweK ceweK! Hahahaha..
-Tukang Ojek di sekitar Duren Sawit-

Eh kalo status di YM idle ini kita yang nulis ya? Apa otomatis ada di situ?
-Aji Prayawiguna (24), pd Bambu-

What you feel only matters to you, it’s what you do to the people you say you love that what matters. It’s the only thing that counts.
-Stephen in The Last Kiss-

Aku udah gak mau jadi pemain bass. Liat aja di Laskar Pelangi, yang digilai cewek itu pemain gitar.
-Fathul, 27, bassis Nunung CS-

Aku gak suka sama Kris Dayanti, dia udah boongin orang2 Indonesia. Rambut aslinya kan pendek, tapi di iklan jadi panjang.
-ALiya (7), Sentul-

PS: Dan sepertinya list ini akan terus saya apdet. Terimakasih. Selamat Menikmati.

(c) Charlie Brown